Kerry Katona – the woman so repellent during the three times we’ve interviewed her even her corned beef legs were making a run for it – is your common or garden fame whore. Despite being made bankrupt more times then we’ve had Kettle Crisps, she remains in a house worth billions if not hundreds of thousands of pounds, only appears in magazines that are stupid enough to pay her, and refers to the fathers (multiple!) of her children as ‘sperm donors’. Nice.
She also swears she doesn’t do drugs anymore. So that actually must be the way she talks.
This is her latest fiance, George Kay, appearing in tip-top glamour magazine new! (sic) in a spread that must have taken the workie time, effort and travel expenses to come up with.
‘I had to declare myself bankrupt because of my first bankruptcy!’ bewails Kerry Katona, making absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Look at this poor bastard cupping Kerry Katona's breasts,