This is Stephen Green, head of Christian Voice and professional cunt, with his mouth open. He could fit a small penis in there.
Stephen, never one to shy away from utter bollocks, has decided the cause of that heavyset mouse in the Tesco’s in London’s glittering Covent Garden (how cruisy is that store, incidentally? We popped in for Prosecco and a Mr Kipling only yesterday and the booze aisle was so dickly Johnnie Walker didn’t know where to look) is the supermarket’s involvement with Pride.
‘Any company which announces its support for gay pride six weeks before Christmas obviously can’t operate basic pest control,’ said Stephen Green with a straight face. Well, we say straight…
‘Nothing has gone right for (them) since.
‘Their only hope is to repent of that decision and put their trust in God,’ concluded the man who doth protest just that little bit too much.
And here was us thinking Mickey had just OD’d on Strawberry Teeth ‘n’ Lips.
Tesco's super mice are 'cause of dem gays, says this Christian melon,