This is Mike Wilkinson, right, Christian preacher and B&B owner and his wife, Susanne, whose hair is a gift from God.
The two were done right and proper by the law of the land after refusing to allow two gay men, in a committed relationship, to stay at their B&B in Berkshire back in 2010 owing to their deeply held bigotry.
‘This isn’t a situation I can go along with,’ said Susanne, remembering the incident when Michael Black and John Morgan turned up to pay them real life money to use their public business.
‘We’re not homophobic,’ added Mike. ‘We would happily have all our rooms filled with gay folk on a single occupancy basis. But not sharing a double bed because, for us, sex when you’re unmarried is a sin before God.’
So we just faxed God to see if He could give a statement following revelations in the Daily Mirror that Mike – who used to work in the City before giving it all up to become the leader of a non-denominational church in Marlow – has been bombarding a 32-year-old woman, Sacha Williams-Rowe, who came to him for emotional support after being stabbed by her ex-boyfriend, with grotty sex texts.
‘(I want to give you the) biggest, longest, warmest most exciting hug ever and kisses everywhere you allow,’ said one.
‘I love you sooo much. I couldn’t sleep properly. Kept thinking of you and squeezing my pillow,’ said another.
‘I need to know one thing, that this will be yours and my secret. My wife must not know,’ said another.
Mike Wilkinson, a sinner before God, has refused to step down from his job as an utter cunt.
His wife, meanwhile, is continuing to flog that dead horse and is taking their appeal against discrimination to the Supreme Court, the costs of which are being covered by Christian Voice, who just refuse to spend all that money on helping lonely old ladies pay for their central heating.
Good look with that, hypocrites.
A Christian preacher who refused to allow gays into his B&B on moral grounds turns out to be a dirty sex pest. Hooray!,