Little bit. There! No, up a bit. Do you want us to lick a tissue?
No, sillies, it’s the cover of ‘Applause’ the new *checks notes* single from Lady Gaga’s new album/app ArtPop (we’ll be the judge of that). This picture, from the video, is supposed to be something about art actually leaking from the performer. There must be a Tena Lady for that!
Explaining herself and the album, she quoth: ‘The statement is that I’m not one icon. I’m every icon. I’m an icon that is made out of all the colors on the palette at every time. I have no restrictions. No restrictions.’
Which is nice, right?
'Have I got paint on my face?',