Come Tuesday evening – we’re talking next Tuesday, 3rd September – there will only be one place to be for gay gentlemen of a homosexual persuasion: Century, a private members’ club on Shaftesbury Avenue in London’s glittering West End.
For why? Because it is there that Jake will be having a do. Free drink when you get there, a goody bag (we don’t know what’s in it. Might be good though), the chance to win a luxy trip to Stockholm and, most importantly, gays. Smart ones. Sexy smart ones. We know what we’re talking about, we’ve had some of them.