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Gay? In London Tuesday? At a loose end? Want to be?

Looks snoice!

Come Tuesday evening – we’re talking next Tuesday, 3rd September – there will only be one place to be for gay gentlemen of a homosexual persuasion: Century, a private members’ club on Shaftesbury Avenue in London’s glittering West End.

For why? Because it is there that Jake will be having a do. Free drink when you get there, a goody bag (we don’t know what’s in it. Might be good though), the chance to win a luxy trip to Stockholm and, most importantly, gays. Smart ones. Sexy smart ones. We know what we’re talking about, we’ve had some of them.

It all starts at 6.30pm and ends reasonably for a school night and you can get all the information you need here. Or here come to that. Or even here.

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And in today’s breaking David Beckham tattoo news…

And in today's breaking David Beckham tattoo news...

Another dolly doodle! On his chest!

It’d David Beckham’s 33rd, which we know thanks to the diligent work of whichever sad rag has been diligently counting them, and it’s probably the ying to his yang.

What we’re really struggling with, however, is this fashion for famouses, when in the Americas, to wear not only knee-length shorts which are no fun for anyone, but to wear something else entirely underneath them. Which is absolutely no fun for anyone.

When in doubt, do as a European. See after the jump. (more…)

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Russell Tovey to star in ‘gay Girls’. That’s not ‘lesbians’ it’s a version of ‘Girls’ that is about gays.

Come on, you so would!

Russell Tovey, off-of ears, who, as chance would have it, we stood next to in the Wardour Street Pret a Manger today as he ordered a skinny flat white. Skinny? Honey you don’t need to lose weight… Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah, Russell Tovey has a new job. It’s his first big American break and it’s in a show called Looking.

They’re saying it’s like a gay version of the hit series Girls. Girls for those who don’t steal television from the internet was a quirky New York show about some girls. They said it was like Sex and the City but the real version where writers of a single column don’t get to live in the heart of Manhattan with a collection of designer shoes and hair that just stepped out of a salon but have to live in Brooklyn in squalor and have fat arses.

Anyways, anyways… Russell, who usually plays straights, here plays a gay who has made a load of money. Which, come to think of it, is one of our favourite kind of gays. We just hope there’s lashings of nudity. Now start learning how to steal television off the internet.

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And in today’s sports news…

What was that, sorry?

Running. About.

And that concludes today’s sports news.

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Cher blonde and beautiful. No, she does actually look like this.

Really? Really though? No, but really?

Somehow we have got into being rude about Cher and it’s got to stop. And stop now.

Maybe it was that ridiculous Tweet in support of Kanye West losing it with a photographer where she pleaded for privacy and respect for celebrities and infomercial stars. Maybe it was that she decided to debut her video for ‘Woman’s World’ on The Daily Cunt website despite it being famous for misogyny and homophobia. Maybe it’s just our time of the month.

But enough is enough is enough is enough is ENOUGH. No more tears. So, we love this cover to her new album. We wonder whose hair that is, it’s beautiful!

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Selfie du jour

The name's Legs. Legs Akimbo.

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The Archbishop of Cunterbury is sad about the gays but would still vote the same as he did

At least he's clean shaven

He may not have the beard or the razzamatazz of Ronan Keating/Rowan Atkinson or what ever that shaggy old last one was called but at least Dr. Welby Jr. here hasn’t got the frothy-mouthed fanatical homophobia of that old Carey cunt. He is a man in the middle. In the middle of an argument. In the middle of changing times. In the middle of making up his mind what he’s in the middle of.

‘As I said at the time in the House of Lords,’ he said at the opening of the Evangelical Alliance’s new building in glittering London (Such a do! You see, there is money out there for some things!), ‘the Church has not been good at dealing with homophobia.’ We can give that an ‘amen’, sister! ‘It has at times, as God’s people, either implicitly or explicitly supported it and we have to be really, really repentant about that because it is utterly and totally wrong.’ Has the world gone topsy-turvy? Mind you, we are sensing a ‘but’ coming and not one of the good ones with a double ‘t’.

‘But…’ Oh! There it is! ‘That doesn’t mean that redefining marriage is the right way forward.’ Because the Church of England owns the language itself. Every ‘if’, ‘and’ and ‘but’ belongs to the Church. So, hands off!

Commenting on Mr. Welby’s very precarious fence-sitting, Ben Summerskill – a gentlemen, a scholar and an acrobat, if ever we met one – had this to say: ‘It is a tiny bit rich to say he has great sympathy for gay people when in the 10 years since the introduction of civil partnerships the Church has doggedly refused to bless people’s long-term partnerships even though they are happy to have services for pets and even canals.’



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Is Les Mis the best musical in the history of the world? Erm, no!

Get a haircut!

Well, it is according to the listeners of a radio station devoted 24/7 (that means ‘all the time’) to musicals. They have voted the ‘I Dreamed A Dream’ (best thing to dream, in our experience) show the number one favouritest musical, like, ever. Worse than that, Wicked came second!

There was some cause for cheer in the top 20: Sondheim’s Sweeney Todd came fourth (but after Phantom of the Opera!), while his Into the Woods came a rather surprising seventh above West Side Story (also with his fingerprints all over it).

But where is Oliver! when Ghost is in there? Where is Evita when Chess is in there? And what else is missing?

Here are the 20. Please, no fighting.

1 Les Miserables
2 Wicked
3 The Phantom of the Opera
4 Sweeney Todd
5 Rent
6 A Chorus Line
7 Into the Woods
8 West Side Story
9 Ghost
10 The Sound of Music
11 Spring Awakening
12 Chess
13 Book of Mormon
14 Ragtime
15 Next to Normal
16 Jesus Christ Superstar
17 Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
18 The Rocky Horror Picture Show
19 Billy Elliot
20 Starlight Express

Starlight Express and no Evita!? Name a song, that’s what we say. Name a freaking song!

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