This is James Middleton, second in line to all the Duchess of Cambridge’s hard work, walking down the road, with two black dogs and a bird off the telly.
If we were one of those shit publications we would waste your and our time by detailing what Donna Air is wearing, right down to colour and movement, even though you can see it with your very own eyes.
Instead, we’ll waste nobody’s time by discussing James Middleton’s hefty penis inside of his Chelsea cunt jeans, and also the fact that he looks like Jeremy Piven off-of Mr Selfridge and miracle hair.
And you can’t say more penis than that.
James Middleton's penis is approximately the same width as Donna Air's waist.,