Tom Ford? Make-up? For men? Tom Ford make-up for men?


Tom Ford? Make-up? For men? Tom Ford make-up for men?

It didn’t really work for Jean Paul Gaultier – the fact that we still have the bronzer that came with our goodie bag at the launch of JPG Make-Up For le Male (or something. You’ve gotta allow for a bit of give and take, here and there) back in 2006 (or something, etc.) speaks volumes – but then Tom Ford can do that thing with his hair that everyone used to do in the playground and thought was really funny.

Tom Ford – here seen rolling with his homies down Chariots Roman Spa – is launching his range of make-up that fits into your lifestyle and your gay in September, and it will feature bronzer and concealer.

Oh actually you know what, we’ve come this far and realised it’s a bit of a non-story because the fact of the matter is Tom Ford is actually launching a range of skincare for men that will include a bit o’ make-up. You know, a bit like the Boots No.7 range that became scientifically more male by the power of darker packaging, if you catch our simile.

Here’s a quote and everything:

‘(It is) aimed at enabling men to present their best self.

‘This is a serious, high-ticket men’s grooming line, with a couple of products with cosmetics benefits to be used in a very masculine way.’

Dollies the length and breadth of Old Compton are slipping of their designer imposter picnic blankets as we speak.

ps. Now let’s look at a Tom Ford advert with actual penis…


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