Religious people are dumb.
But just in case you don’t believe us, there are facts to back it up.
(We know. We’re here all week…)
A team led by Miron Zuckerman of the University of Rochester has analyzed research going back 100 years and come to the conclusion atheists have known all along… that the harder you think Jesus wants you for a sunbeam, the bigger the moron.
There is a ‘reliable negative relation between intelligence and religiosity’ the study concludes, citing facts like clever people need a bit more than the face of Jesus in a Jacob’s Cream Cracker as proof of his existence, and that clever people get their kicks out of champagne rather than the promise of good lighting and free FitFlops in the afterlife.
And if you still don’t believe us, you’re barking up the wrong website with us, dears.
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