Oh, it’s some *checks notes* modelling show presented by Abbey Crouch off-of tall footballer and Scouse, where they search for a *checks notes* male model with the *checks notes* complete package, as opposed to merely the ability to carry around a tray of amuse bouches.
We, meanwhile, are eating a Victoria sponge.
You don’t get journalism like this on the dailies anymore.
ps. If we’re not mistaken, that’s Harry Judd displaying just how complete his package is. And we can be the judge of that over this jump right here…
We'll be the judge of that,