Cliff Richard, with his feathered hair and Marksies jeans, is thought to be one of the oldest non-gay men living with his non-gay boyfriends in the world.
Now, older than ever, he is releasing his 100th album, which, as a woman with a centre parting on BBC Breakfast said only this morning, is remarkable. ‘How could he think of 100 names for all those albums?’ she remarked, without even a script.
But think of a 100th album name he did, and it is ‘The Fabulous Rock ‘n’ Roll Songbook’, and a tribute to his musical heroes including Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry and Little Richard.
Here he is looking all kinds of sexy on the cover…
Still probably would. Especially in that car.,