If you want any science doing, leave it to this man here. He’s good!
His name is Chibuihem Amalaha of the University of Lagos in Nigeria where academic standards are through the roof! Makes the likes of Oxford and Harvard look like McDonald’s Hamburger University, it does. And the alumni! Everyone! Karl Marx, Erasmus, Stephen Hawking before he was in a wheelchair, Einstein, Harry Potter after he graduated from Hogwarts, Diana Dors, everyone!
Anyway, now to the science bit. Gay marriage is wrong according to the laws of physics because magnetically poles repel. Funny, because we find ourselves almost irresistibly attracted to poles. And certain Poles if they’re wearing grey tracksuit bottoms, but there you go.
Gay marriage is wrong according to the laws of chemistry because an acid mixed with a base will react whereas an acid added to an acid will not, neither will a base added to a base. So a man added to a man won’t react. Compelling, isn’t it? Though we must say most men we are added to tend to react, one way or another.
And gay marriage is wrong according to the laws of biology because animals don’t have it up the bum. Only they do so that bit needs some work.
And there you have it – hey bingo! – scientific proof that gay is wrong wrong wrong. There’s also a mathematical exposition but we’re all pretty much convinced by the science, aren’t we, without going into that?
Mr. Amalaha hopes to be the first African to win the Nobel Prize for science (except there have already been some, but don’t think that’s going to stop a man of this calibre!)
This scientist has proven, scientifically, that gay marriage is wrong. He's also wearing a red dinner jacket under his white lab coat,