No, they are not puppets from the Wonga ads, they are real people. Christian ones. Homophobic Christian ones. And due to their deeply held beliefs that some people are better than others, they face losing their guesthouse, which actually looks a bit of a shit-hole but there’s no accounting for taste (as that outfit attests).
Hazelmary (which is a name and not a caffeinated treat) and Peter Bull, whose Chymorvah Hotel somewhere in Cornwall was at the centre of several court cases after they decided they were above the law and would not, not even over their dead bodies, allow gays to sleep in the same bed, have announced that they may no longer be able to serve up inedible breakfasts and look down their noses at clients since gays have ruined their lives.
Not only will no one come to stay (oh, thanks for the support fellow Christians!) but they have also been the victims of death threats, have had pornography put on their website (well, that’s Peter’s story anyway) and have had their beloved (only by them) guest/shit house vandalised.
‘Last winter was terrible, we were actually shivering and were hungry we are coming towards next winter and dreading it,’ they whined to the Daily Cunt, who seem to have no regard for punctuation whatsoever. And still God won’t step in! ‘In 2013, two people who worked all their lives at this have ended up cold and hungry. It’s not right.’
Oh, now you’re worried about what’s right.
Happy now, gays? Well, yeah. Kinda.
Christian couple who refused gays forced to close hotel. You'd have to have a heart of stone not to find that funny,