We j’adore Adele. You know we do. Wouldn’t change a single thing about her. Thinking about going as her to Hallowe’en this year. But playing Dusty Springfield in a movie? Really? That’s what folks is saying. Apparently, it’s going to be written by someone who works on Boardwalk Empire and is going to focus on the making of the revered Dusty in Memphis album, you know, the one with ‘Son of a Preacher Man’ on it.
Firstly, they don’t look the same (we’re not going there, don’t worry). Secondly, they don’t sound the same. Thirdly, Adele told us herself she would never act in a movie because she’s a shit actress (she went to the Brits school, remember, so she has been put through her paces). And fourthly, we have written a part for her in our new film and we are going to hold her to an unspoken contract we had her commit to without her knowledge.
Adele to play Dusty? We don't think so! And here's why...,