Is that a penis inside of your pants, David Beckham, or is it…. *looks left, looks right, looks left again* a pair of designer-imposter Spanks?


Is that a penis inside of your pants, David Beckham, or is it.... *looks left, looks right, looks left again* a pair of designer-imposter Spanks?

David Beckham who, like Simon le Bon, took his wife’s name – modern! – is never knowingly not filming a new H&M underwear advert. This is the latest.

He can be seen in and around scaffolding – modern! – in a pair of hipster pants that leave everything to the imagination. Modern!

But, unless we’re mistaken, not only does David Beckham need to work on that chest a little, there appears to be what can only be described as another layer of pant underneath the pant he’s supposed to be flogging. Which may or may not explain the pert back bottom as well as the padding at the front which doesn’t resemble any VPL we’ve seen in a while. And boy we’ve seen a while! *pats hair*

Take a closer look for yourselves after the jump. We know you want to.


Is that a penis inside of your pants, David Beckham, or is it.... *looks left, looks right, looks left again* a pair of designer-imposter Spanks?


Is that a penis inside of your pants, David Beckham, or is it.... *looks left, looks right, looks left again* a pair of designer-imposter Spanks?

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