Now you know we’re not the sort to show off by stealth like those people on Facebook/Twitter/InstaCunt/TinderMyVine who are struggling to decide which of these old things to wear to the Vanity Fair Oscars party. No.
But if we do go quiet it’s because we’re busy interviewing this woman up here (the Celine Dion one, not the other one) at that crazy-ass-pooled house seen in the VT.
We’ll be posting a picture of our feet overlooking one of the crazy-assed pools imminently. Which gets us to thinking; what is the man who mugged us for our LA Gear trainers on the top deck of the No. 17 bus back in the mid-90s is doing right now?
'Out of Office',