He was running a marathon and had to make sure his nipples hadn’t slipped into his arsehole, or something. We wouldn’t know, we haven’t run since 1973. Who knows what goes on.
We’re also not sure whether Spencer Matthews off-of Made In Chelsea is a knob or not, owing to the fact we don’t watch Made In Chelsea and if anyone mentions it our vicinity they get a swift kicking. But, owing to the fact he’s in a show about the busy lives of working Chelsea cunts, we imagine he is a knob. Feel free to enlighten us, or send gifts.
This, Spencer Matthews off-of Made In Chelsea, is hot.,