Nymphomaniac is the new film from Lars von Trier and tells the tale of, erm, nope, totally schtumped.
It stars Charlotte Gainsbourg, Shia LaBeouf, Jamie ‘like e-lec-tric-i-ty’ Bell and, in her greatest role since My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Uma Thurman.
Lars says there’ll be both a softcore and hardcore version of the film. We’ll be the judge of that, with popcorn and everything.
This is Christian Slater's cum face. ,