We’re not sure how we feel about Eminem, apart from the fact he’s a cunt.
Sir Dame Elton John seems to like him – even speaks to him on the phone! – and he made this rather pithy comment when pushed on the matter of equal marriage while backing towards a wall so a gay didn’t bum him:
‘I think if two people love each other, then what the hell? I think that everyone should have the chance to be equally miserable, if they want.’
But Eminem, 41 and still not grown into his looks, has released a song which is to the ears what rusty designer-imposter pins are to the eyes. It is called Rap God and it ain’t pretty.
The noise, which has been listened to over nine million times already on YouDolly – which is a lot, apparently – contains a sizeable amount of violent homophobia. It’s not as aggressive as that ‘gay agenda’, obvs.
‘I’ll still be able to break a motherfuckin’ table over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half,’ raps Emimen, a grown man.
‘You fags think it’s all a game ’til I walk a flock of flames off of planking,’ continues Eminem, who’s got Triga written all over him. ‘Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking, little gay looking boy, so gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy.’
Imean, take the homophobia out of it and it’s like the round table at the Algonquin, right?
Imean, it’s hardly, ‘I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said, “You’re moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air”,’ is it?
Imean, a man who can get nine million people to listen to what purports to be a song in the space of 48 hours can’t have much influence over impressionable young morons, can he?
Eminem. Such class, such eloquence, such homophobia.,