Before, after, still a twat.

This is Calum Best, celebrity progeny, before he went on a ten-day detox in London’s Glittering Ibiza, then ten days after he went on a *checks notes* ten-day detox in London’s Glittering *checks again, you can never be too sure* Ibiza.

Aren’t the results fantastic?

The tits are bigger, the hips less lumpen, the ridiculous tattoos still exactly the same.

‘I wanted to clear my head,’ said Calum, following his stop, in the name of bankruptcy! just last week or, you know, before.

Calum – son of that boozy footballer and that bird with the deep-fried blonde hair – declared himself bankrupt after running up a debts with the Inland Revenue totalling £149,000.

As you can see from the doodle at the base of his stomach, Calum Best is a ‘Game Changer’.

It’s stories like this that make us get up in the morning.

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