Alan Shearer. Once an ILF, now a DILF.


Alan Shearer. Once an ILF, now a DILF.

Did you see what we did there? We took the D off DILF so that it became ILF then added the D again so that it became DILF. Now imagine us saying that with a rising intonation.

Alan Shearer, for those of you not familiar with the ins and outs and tops and greedy bottoms of British football is a British footballer from somewhere funny like all of the North East of England.

He’s kind of like a designer-imposter Jason Statham and having seen Homefront we think Rosie Huntington-Etc will be hunting-etc for a whole new designer movie star.

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