Not only is camel not a great colour on a trout, but former News of the World and Sun editor Rebekah Brooks – the woman accused of hacking into phones of famouses, corruption and conspiracy (we’ve seen Spooks, we know what goes on!) – thought it wise to turn up to London’s Glittering Old Bailey with really huge pockets.
There also wasn’t jot of a poppy, without which you may as well walk yourself to the gallows. For legal reasons, however, we cannot comment on much else. Apart from her general cuntiness.
Brave Rebekah Brooks faces charges of being an utter cunt in no make-up. And no poppy! Is this the former editor who hates Britain?,