Hold your hands up if you don’t have a tattoo. You’re quite the niche. You could probably get good money for that niche.
Anyway, this is some bloke called Dan Osborne and this is taken from his 2014 calendar. We didn’t know who he was because we’re far too busy with a backlog of Jerseylicious but we have been reliably informed by an office junior (they’re all the rage!) that he is ‘such a babe’.
And office junior, 43, wonders why her career has stalled.
Does every common-or-TOWIE dolly have a good body? And ridiculous tattoos? And absolutely no hair on their legs? ,