That was the first headline that came to us.
This church belongs to the Christian Science (Contradiction in Terms) Society and is in Dixon, Illinois. When seen from above – which is way up there – it looks like a penis with a bend in it and one hairy ball. When the fire hydrant goes off, it looks like it is ejaculating.
You can’t make this shit up, but you can build it.
If you build it, they will come.,