This is the penis that is purported to belong to Spencer Matthews. Or the purported penis that belongs to Spencer Matthews. Or the Spencer Matthews that is purported to have a penis.
Spencer Matthews is off-of Made In Chelsea which, for those of a foreign disposition, is a reality show that follows the lives of cunts in Chelsea. Sometimes even South Kensington.
Think Jerseylicious, then think again.
Oh yeah, the NSFW version is after the jump. But if your W doesn’t allow a bit of cock on the 1st of November, you’re clearly in the wrong job.
ps. Don’t worry Kirk, you’re still our favourite reality penis.
Spencer Matthews' penis. We repeat, Spencer Matthews' penis. ,