Rylan, who is kind to animals and has a nice penis, may be going into the jungle


Move that goddamn sign!

This is Rylan, the annoying gay from X Factory who turned out to be not quite as annoying as we thought when he showed us pictures of his penis on his phone (long, firm and tasty looking with foreskin).

Anyways, if you can keep your mind out of the gutter for just one second, we have heard a rumour that Rylan, following his winning streak (containing real streaking) in Celebrity Big Brother will be joining the celebutards in I’m a Celebrity (or used to be), Get Me Out of Here! Because seeing a gay squealing because an ant has walked across his MAC Professional Make-Up Set will be as hilarious as Ant ‘n’ Dec think they are.

Also rumoured to be donning greens and khakis are… two of those reprehensible Kardashian tarts, cute-but-dim from TOWIE (Joey Essex, is it?), Vicky off-of Geordie Shore (she has none of the charm of a Charlotte and none of the penis of a Gaz) and Luisa, the saucy one who came second on The Apprentice.

And there you have it, the sort of line-up you’ve not seen since Gosford Park.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 10.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Rylan, who is kind to animals and has a nice penis, may be going into the jungle, 10.0 out of 10 based on 3 ratings

More dolly #content:

One comment to “Rylan, who is kind to animals and has a nice penis, may be going into the jungle”

  1. That sound I can hear is uncannily like the bottom of a large barrel being scraped.

    In other news, Luisa’s bakery business clearly can’t be going well. Funny, that.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Leave a comment