Michael Fassbender – who only gives interviews while walking the circumference of London Fields, perhaps segueing into Broadway Market for colour and a Violet Cupcake – is one of our favourite tip-top moving picture stars. He’s ginger, he’s here, get over queer.
Michael is currently in Her Majesty’s New Zealand filming a film called something. This picture up there is the first of a sequence that shows Michael having a wet wee during the filming of the film. No idea whether it’s part of the film or not. If it is, how Triga. It it isn’t, how nice.
The second, which is the one you flick your nib to, is over the jump. Can you imagine a world without jumps?
Michael Fassbender having a wee. We're so turned on we're slipping off our designer-imposter Victorian urinal. ,