1. Straight men do not by Speedo-style swimwear so putting a lady in kind of screws with your core audience.
2. Having him muttering sub-Calvin Klein-ad bollocks is actually a bit of a turn-off. Shut it, Thomas.
3. Three minutes of someone running about, even this someone, even in these little things gets a little wearing. And we’re busy people!
4. He has a huge penis… No bulge at all?
Three tips for the people who made this video of Thom Evans frolicking about in skimpy swimwear. No, four.,