The Daily Cunt, ever on the ball, describes Gerard Butler’s mate/bum-chum/brother/who knows as his ‘doppelganger’. And we’re an ovum.
They do, however, have a similar pear shape so perhaps they’re onto something.
In other news, ditch the flip-flops and we can talk/bum.
Gerard Butler, and Gerard Butler's more bummable mate. (Listen, it's either this or Victoria Beckham yanking at some bird off Desperate Housetrouts' dress.),