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Oh sod it, here’s David Gandy’s penis, again. And again. And again.


Oh sod it, here's David Gandy's penis, again. And again. And again.

It has come to our attention that what is known in show business as ‘David Gandy’s penis’ is doing the rounds again on the interdollies.

It’s a bit like when that ‘Yes I dabbled with penis’ story about Tom Hardy resurrects itself every six-or-so months and gets credited to either the Daily Mail or Now! (note the exclamation mark!) even though we, ourselves and us did the actual interview for actual Attitude and he actually called us afterwards to say how much he loved the interview and actually a year later it gets picked up by one of those shitty mags who take the interview out of context and make everybody seem like actual cunts. Isn’t the magazine industry cut-throat, ladies and germs!

Back to David Gandy’s penis. The pictures in question are actually (Americans love it when we say ‘actually’. It’s like when they say ‘awesome’. Or ‘Nantucket’) from a book that was published *checks notes* freaking years ago, and is a collaboration between David, Dolce and Gabbana, photographed by Mariano Vivanco, and published by Rizzolli. Names, names, names…

So there you have it in a nutty shell, which, if eaten, make you live 20% longer than just your common-or-garden shell.

Cock and nutrition. We don’t know why you bother with anyone else.

(Oh yeah, the NSblahblah ones are after the jump. We think Momma had a little fluff… *pats hair*)


Oh sod it, here's David Gandy's penis, again. And again. And again.


Oh sod it, here's David Gandy's penis, again. And again. And again.


Oh sod it, here's David Gandy's penis, again. And again. And again.


Oh sod it, here's David Gandy's penis, again. And again. And again.

Oh yeah, *white wees*.

 

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7 comments to “Oh sod it, here’s David Gandy’s penis, again. And again. And again.”

  1. I would milk that thing dry. Just the way I did with my last milk at school before the milk snatcher did her bit.

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  2. Was the title of this post was written by the Teletubbies?

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  3. i need color photos

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  4. […] conclusion, David Gandy, drop your M&S panties and take a bow! Oh, you already did… VN:F [1.9.22_1171] Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes […]

  5. I’d suck him dry.

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  6. He is great

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  7. I’d just like to see one full frontal, hard erection of this hunk. Maybe a little bit [or a lot] of cum also.

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