Some of the reasons we’re on Scruff and not Grindr…


Some thoughts from the man who invented Grindr. That’s him in all his gym-toned, ‘get your teeth fixed, Freddie Mercury’, judgemental glory. And here’s what he had to say on the subject of Grindr making us all Aussiebum-wearing, protein shake-quaffing, tricep-comparing gym bores. Give the man a medal/slap…

‘Fanstastic! I love it. Absolutely. Look good. I’m very proud if Grindr has forced us to up our game. To brush our teeth. Comb our hair. Eat right. Go to the gym. Be a healthy person. Cut back on the smoking. Cut back on the bad things and look your best. We’re men. We visualize. We see before we hear, before we think, before we do anything else. That’s how we are. I haven’t changed that. That’s what our evolution has taught us to do. I certainly go to the gym more because of Grindr. I’m competing with the guy a space away from me on that grid.’

And you thought you were gay just because you liked the taste of penis in the morning!


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3 comments to “Some of the reasons we’re on Scruff and not Grindr…”

  1. He can go to the gym and brush his Freddies all he likes. He’s still 5’6″.

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  2. The main problem with Grindr is that you judge all these guys when you’re sober.

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  3. Well said Me-Me-Me!! There is so much more to us gays than judging people purely on the quality of their biceps, pecs and abs. It’s the quality of the personality that really matters! These stereotypes do us absolutely no favours and it’s about time…..oooh HELLO to today’s Selfie de Jour!

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