Tom Daley – he came out, did you hear? – is filming the new series of Splash. Did you hear? It starts on Saturday, 4th January. You hear?
This is him in his Speedos, which is nice of him. Also in Speedos for the new Series of Splash, ITV1, 4th January, are, in point form:
– Austin Healey, rugby player, would.
– Keith Duffy, Boyzone, would.
– Dan Osborne, TOWIE, would.
It’s a would-would-would situation.
*slips off designer-imposter diving board, etc.*
Tom Daley in Speedos. That should be good for SEO. Not as good as 'Greedy Bottom Tom Daley in Speedos', though. ,