These are some people in bright colours who don’t enjoy a tipple at Christmas. No, not even Baileys.
They are Sharia-law-type Muslims who have been protesting in London’s Not Very Often Glittering Brick Lane, trying to get purveyors of fine Indian-style foods to stop serving alcohol. Yes, even Baileys. And if they don’t? Well, they are putting themselves at risk of having forty lashes. Not quite enough for both eyes and certainly not Millionized™ but any lashes is good lashes, right? Except for these lashes, apparently.
Muslim firebrand Anjem Choudary, seen here rocking the big hot beard look all the gays are doing round Shoreditch, warned all Muslims that they were being watched with a very beady eye.
‘What we did is we posted a notice to the shop owners saying that under Sharia and under the Koran the sale of alcohol is prohibited and if one were to also drink alcohol, that would be 40 lashes.’ Now you know where the term ‘out on the lash’ comes from.
‘We were there to teach them that just because they are living among non-Muslims is no excuse because Sharia law will be implemented in Britain, and so they should be aware that just because it is not Sharia today, they can’t just do whatever they like.’ Sharia law implemented in Britain? That’s something we WON’T drink to. Or maybe we will.
Do you want more lashes for that hot new multi-lash look? Then sell alcohol in an Indian restaurant,