1. It’s Gary Lucy, who is not only a very nice sort and very gay-friendly but whose dick we once saw a clip of in Footballers’ Wives. It looked tasty and delicious.
2. The other one looks cute. Is he cute?
3. We love Shirley – who always seemed very dykey to us – snouting in the background while she watches.
4. The way they really go for it. You can almost sense the stiffness in those cheap Walford Market jeans.
5. Despite the torrent of Twitter abuse (why does anyone care about Twitter abuse, btw? There will always be morons shouting/Tweeting abuse. As our mothers used to tell us when we got called poofs at school, ‘Why do you care what idiots think?’), only two official complaints about the kiss were registered. And those from people who need to get out more. Or maybe stay in more.
Five things we love about the boy-on-boy snog in EastEnders, even though we haven't watched it for years,