What Happens in Sunny Beach; a review in penises.

What Happens in Sunny Beach; a review in penises.

It was a night of dropped jaws, dropped drawers, arseholes blown up by fireworks, and penises. Some of them quite nice. All to a backdrop of Zoe Wanamaker’s mellifluous voice-over, surely her greatest work since My Family.

It was What Happens in Sunny Beach, a behind-the-shags look at randy, straight 18-20-ish-year-old-slags on the holiday of a lifetime (we’ll be the judge of that) in *checks notes* Sunny Beach in Bulgaria, described as a ‘once upmarket playground for the Eastern Bloc elite’, which isn’t really selling it to us.

It was remarkable firstly because no-one had heard of Sunny Beach until last night. Unless, of course, you’re a randy, straight 18-20-ish-year-old slag.

It was even more remarkable owing to the nudity, the like of which we hadn’t seen since this morning down London’s glittering Gym Changing Room.

It mostly involved our two protagonists up there, Harvey and Graham. Described as ‘PRs’ by Zoe – wishful thinking if ever we heard it – they are in fact reps for travel companies whose main job is getting holidaymakers off their tits on cheap and even cheaper liquor, then bumming them. In between doing of sterling job of just that, they ate noodles in the nude, compared penises, multi-tasked with a shower head, and let a Channel 4 TV crew film the whole thing.

And the results of which are after the break sponsored by chlamydia, most of which are NSF your average W.

 

What Happens in Sunny Beach; a review in penises.


What Happens in Sunny Beach; a review in penises.


What Happens in Sunny Beach; a review in penises.


What Happens in Sunny Beach; a review in penises.


What Happens in Sunny Beach; a review in penises.


What Happens in Sunny Beach; a review in penises.

Oh you get the drift. See it all in moving pictures here.

 

 

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Rating: 8.5/10 (8 votes cast)

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7 comments to “What Happens in Sunny Beach; a review in penises.”

  1. I couldn’t actually believe the amount of penis they were showing. I had to keep freeze-framing it on 4-OD to help myself believe the amount of penis they were showing. Close up and everything.

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
  2. Gratuitous nudity is the best nudity.

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    Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
  3. Harvey’s hot. As it Graham’s penis.

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    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
  4. That would be ‘is’. Too busy multi-tasking.

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  5. I am in deep mourning that I missed what seems to be a cock fest. And what a cock fest. Never has a foreskin literally argued against circumcision. In the words of Beverly “yes I’ve seen it. And it’s beautiful, actually”.

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  6. I am very proud that after all my years of being naked it’s finally on tv, most of the nation has seen me naked anyway.

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    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
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