Clear your diaries, people! Pope Francis – who is still a cunt regardless of what Time magazine might say – is having a party.
It’s taking place at the Vatican – it’s no X Factor House! – and it is a Valentine’s Day party with a twist. The twist being only straight morons with a ring on it are invited.
‘Engaged couples who have already attended or are presently attending marriage preparation courses are invited to a meeting with the Holy Father.’ Don’t know about you, but we’ve already got major FOMO.
Organized by the Vatican’s Pontifical Council for Family – also responsible for Elton John’s White Tie and Tiara Ball – the invite alone rivals other great religious art works including Da Vinci’s Last Supper and Jesus on a Cheese Toastie.
As to whether the male of your party will get lightly fingered while a Chuckle Brother looks on is yet to be confirmed.
The Pope's having a Valentine's party and you're SO not invited. ,