We think we’ve featured Luke Burgess before, but we’re far too traumatized following the death of Hayley on last night’s Coronation Street to go and find out. Besides, that’s what Tillies are for. Tillies are work experience people – often called ‘interns’ – who do work for fuck all money. It’s what the Great British Empire was built on. As well as most fashion magazines.
Luke Burgess, rugby player. Our ovaries are twitching. Or maybe it's our balls. We were too busy getting fingered behind the bike sheds during Biology.,