Yes, it looks like just another shit apocalypse movie shot on someone’s phone with some stock footage of a model aeroplane crashing, but Final: The Rapture has much bigger aspirations than passing half an hour while you put on some weight via overpriced popcorn while fondling your insignificant other. Oh yes.
Final: The Rapture (we do love a colon in a film title. Just makes it seem so… thought out) is basically the Bible fairytale of the moment when the righteous are sucked up to heaven while the naughty (that’s you!) are left to fight it out back on planet Earth.
‘We’ll never match American Hustle,’ said director Tim Chey, the writer-director. Oh really? ‘For us success is winning people to Christ.’
*goes back to fondling insignificant other*
The horror film that hopes to bring your dirty old soul back to the Lord baby jesus christ,