She’s pregnant/she has a baby/she’s married/she’s about to get married/she’s just got divorced/she’s a cunt/she has slept with everyone in the armed forces.
There’s a story about Katie Price/Jordan in there somewhere, but we can’t be arsed to find out what it is. Maybe it’s just that she’s pushing a pram. Not a baby-carriage. A pram. A perambulator if you’re nasty.
Such a good look on you, Katie Price! You cunt!,