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The Telegraph really will take money from any Tom, Dick or Cunt.


The Telegraph really will take money from any Tom, Dick or Cunt.

The Telegraph – the Daily Mail with fewer typos – has published this paid-for open letter to Times columnist Libby Purves. It is from an ageing Greek, Demetri Marchessini, who is absolutely obsessed by sodomy. Can’t stop talking about it. Thinks about all the time. Sees it everywhere. It’s in his crunch toast where the baby Jesus should be. Try to watch Corrie but it’s, ‘Sodomy this, sodomy that’ all the friggin’ time. Steve Wright in the Afternoon? ‘Sodomy, sodomy, they’ve all got it sodomy!’

Now Libby – a sane person – claimed in one of her columns, with the all the evidence in the world, that religion has a huge role to play in homophobia. Demetri – who proves the old adage that ‘there’s no speaking to religious people’ – has taken umbrage. But only because it’s got half of ‘bumming’ in it.

‘What Miss Purves and many others cannot grasp is the fact that when our government made homosexuality legal, it did not make it moral,’ said Demetri, reminiscing about the scent of pee on urinal cake.

‘Governments can decide on laws, but only God decides on morality. How can anybody, let alone Miss Purvis (sic), tell people what they should think about homosexuality?’

But Demetri, never one to let fact get in the way of madness, couldn’t just let it lie there.

‘There are also several serious inaccuracies in Miss Purves’ column. Firstly, it has already been repeatedly explained to her, that there is no such word as “homophobic”.

Okay.

‘It cannot be found in any dictionary.’

Apart from all of them.

‘Nor does it have any meaning.’

Much like racism and antisemitism.

‘One can tell it’s a phoney word, (invented by the homosexual lobby).’

That old chestnut.

‘Her arrogance is breathtaking.’

Says the man who thinks Jesus wants him for a sunbeam.

But then what do you expect from career-cunt Demetri Marchessini, no question mark needed.

 

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One comment to “The Telegraph really will take money from any Tom, Dick or Cunt.”

  1. Oh Jesus! I just made the mistake of wandering over to his website and I haven’t had the misfortune to be assaulted with so much deluded horse shit in a long time. My personal favourite was the fact that he doesn’t think date rape is real because without a violent act it’s hard to tell if rape took place or some such shit.
    I think it’s about time the man gets sectioned before he gets a job writing for the Daily Cunt

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