The One Million Cunty Moms, the American group of women not-one-million strong who are so Christian they can’t even think straight, have decided to boycott a family show about families and for families because they don’t think their children will understand it. Well, why would they? They have been starved of the oxygen of adult intelligence since they were knee high to a knee sock.
The show is called Good Luck Charlie, it is from the subversive hard-left nay communist studio of Disney and it features many bright colours, such as those in the picture above.
And what are the One Million Cunty Moms up in bingo-winged arms about, you ask? These two dirty dykes up there. The filth! How dare they be mothers, even in a drama intended for children? Hmmmm? We are waiting. We have all day if need be.
‘Disney has decided to be politically correct instead of providing family-friendly programming,’ said the OMCM, failing to recognise that the women in the show are portraying a family. A friendly one, probably.
‘Conservative families need to urge Disney to avoid controversial topics that children are far too young to comprehend,’ they went on. And on. Even though most children, children not brought up in religious families and therefore given access to actual facts and information that is, have no problem understanding it.
All it boils down to, after all – and read this bit slowly, Cunty Moms, it’s really not tricky – is that some people have two moms instead of a mom and a dad. See, wasn’t that hard really, was it?
Just how stupid are you keeping your offspring? Oh, just stupid enough. We get it.
The children of those One Million Cunty Moms are a bit slow on the uptake, apparently. No wonder!,