We always would back-bottom bum Martin Kemp but, now he’s gone all silver fox on our back-bottoms, we’d back-bottom bum him ever more. Up the bum!


We always would back-bottom bum Martin Kemp, but now he's gone all silver-fox on our back-bottoms we'd back-bottom bum him ever more. Up the bum!

Here is he, working mum, going about his daily business before and/or after an appearance on Lorraine ‘Give it a rest’ Kelly’s mid-breakfast telly slot on which she discusses the most pressing issues of the day from 9.43 to 9.46am, especially if they can squeeze in a sound-bite from a washed-up soap star. If not, it’s that lumpen chap in an I’m-crazy-me scarf giving all the wrong advice about designer-imposter style.

And is that a little kick in your penis we see there, Martin Kemp?

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We always would back-bottom bum Martin Kemp but, now he's gone all silver fox on our back-bottoms, we'd back-bottom bum him ever more. Up the bum!, 10.0 out of 10 based on 6 ratings

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One comment to “We always would back-bottom bum Martin Kemp but, now he’s gone all silver fox on our back-bottoms, we’d back-bottom bum him ever more. Up the bum!”

  1. Ooo — *honey*. Yessir! My type on a stick.

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