Here is he, working mum, going about his daily business before and/or after an appearance on Lorraine ‘Give it a rest’ Kelly’s mid-breakfast telly slot on which she discusses the most pressing issues of the day from 9.43 to 9.46am, especially if they can squeeze in a sound-bite from a washed-up soap star. If not, it’s that lumpen chap in an I’m-crazy-me scarf giving all the wrong advice about designer-imposter style.
And is that a little kick in your penis we see there, Martin Kemp?
We always would back-bottom bum Martin Kemp but, now he's gone all silver fox on our back-bottoms, we'd back-bottom bum him ever more. Up the bum!,