This is the latest, *cuts and pastes* David McIntosh, who used to be a Gladiator and is now Kelly Brook’s professional boyfriend.
He is one in a long line of highly bummable gennelmen – by which we mean penises – which includes Thom Evans, Jason Statham, Danny Cipriani (ignore whatever it was Katie Price said, because Katie Price is a washed-up cunt) and that bloke off-of Titanic who, let’s face it, you’d rather bum than David Cameron-a-likey Leonardo DiCaprio.
There is real life evidence of Thom Evans’ penis here, here and here (segue: he is Chris Evan’s cousin. As in the orange fella off-of breakfast, not the guy from the moving pictures). As for the others, you’ll just have to take our word(s) for it… *pats hair, several times*
Oh, and here’s more. Much more. Much much, etc…
We'll give it to Kelly Brook, she's got great taste in penises. By which we mean men. By which we mean penises.,