We’ll give it to Kelly Brook, she’s got great taste in penises. By which we mean men. By which we mean penises.


Kelly Brook and David McIntosh

This is the latest, *cuts and pastes* David McIntosh, who used to be a Gladiator and is now Kelly Brook’s professional boyfriend.

He is one in a long line of highly bummable gennelmen – by which we mean penises – which includes Thom Evans, Jason Statham, Danny Cipriani (ignore whatever it was Katie Price said, because Katie Price is a washed-up cunt) and that bloke off-of Titanic who, let’s face it, you’d rather bum than David Cameron-a-likey Leonardo DiCaprio.

There is real life evidence of Thom Evans’ penis here, here and here (segue: he is Chris Evan’s cousin. As in the orange fella off-of breakfast, not the guy from the moving pictures). As for the others, you’ll just have to take our word(s) for it… *pats hair, several times*

Oh, and here’s more. Much more. Much much, etc…


We'll give it to Kelly Brook, she's got great taste in penises. By which we mean men. By which we mean penises.

 

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2 comments to “We’ll give it to Kelly Brook, she’s got great taste in penises. By which we mean men. By which we mean penises.”

  1. Southport beach is lovely this time of year.

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  2. Well, *I* don’t fancy him — but she has a fantastic Beyonce-like body. That’s quite a perfect figure. Get it, girl!

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