Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a trout? No (okay, maybe the latter), it’s Miley Cyrus, our era’s designer-imposter Madonna.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's fucking Miley Cyrus, our era's designer-imposter Madonna.

What a sorry state of affairs the music industry – that’s music industry speak for ‘music industry’ – is when the world/fash mag slags herald some post-pubescent chump with a press following and no discernible talent as the next Madonna. It might even be a matter for the police.

Mario Testino – who’s been phoning it in since 1983 – has even been paid shitloads to get in on the act, photographing Miley Cyrus in the guise of *checks notes* Madonna, The Blonde Ambition Years, for Deutsch Vogue and the result is the magazine equivalent of a very lazy bottom.

The only silver lining is that the features meeting – industry speak for ‘hats, gloves and shoes’ – would’ve been in German. And no-one listens to that scheiße.

 

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2 comments to “Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a trout? No (okay, maybe the latter), it’s Miley Cyrus, our era’s designer-imposter Madonna.”

  1. You can’t polish a turd — but you can roll it in glitter.

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  2. you are misguided about miley.
    she has talent. listen to “adore you” or the song off her latest free/nocharge album called karen don’t be sad.
    she is the real deal. out there as fuck but this girl
    is authentic.

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