His name is Blake Griffin and he plays quarterback in something or other. Maybe a sport? Just guessing.
Anyways, there he was enjoying some ridiculous caffeinated beverage in Starbucks in West Hollywood (probably the one we went to just before we hopped in our limousine to Disneyland at Christmas. Anyway, anyway…) Who should walk in in his usual state of undress but Justin Bieber. Yes, him/her! How excitement!
Walking up to the server to order a particularly girlie concoction, he was told by nice server that they couldn’t serve anyone with no shirt, his trousers round his knees and underwear all over the place. Happy to serve him if he learned how to dress himself etc. Only politely. You know how polite Americans are.
Cue the usual ‘who the fuck are you?’s and ‘I’ll get my bodyguard to kick your ass’es (he has form, let’s face it). Blake Griffin (remember him?) rises from his beverage and tries to calm the Bad Seed down only to be met with similar abuse. Upon which he slapped the little brat to the floor.
People cheered, ticker tape went off, a rainbow appeared spontaneously outside the window, the police were called and Justine ran off. The rest of the world went about its business with a little more spring in its step.
All this according to Empire Sports. We weren’t there this time. Can’t say for sure if it went down as described.
Look how handsome the sports star who smacked Justin Bieber to the floor of a Starbucks is! Let's hope it's a new trend.,