This is Bradley Cooper walking down the road, people saying hello, on his way into yesterday’s Burberry show in London’s glittering Kensington Gardens, whereupon he sat next to Vogue’s glittering Anna Wintour, after which he walked out. Fashion’s hard.
The person pictured walking next to Bradley Cooper is a man by any other name, and he is what is known in the business of attractiveness as ‘much hotter than Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend Suki Waterhouse’.
Suki Waterhouse is a model – we’ll be the judge, etc. – who ‘walked’ the Burberry show yesterday. We can say ‘walked’ because we know people.
In conclusion, can someone explain Suki Waterhouse to us? She’ll have every Tom, Dick and girl thinking she can be as supermodel if she’s not careful.
Oh but ps. Beautiful show, Burbs. Even if Paloma Faith singing live sounded like a squirrel orgy.
pps. And in our next installment of ‘Can someone explain…?’ we bring you Paloma *checks notes* Faith.
We're insinuating bugger all, but bugger us, that bloke next to Bradley Cooper's much hotter than Suki. ,