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The film is called Bad Johnson and the bad of the title is Cam Gigandet, which is not only a name but a person. Cam Gigandet is a slag, and one night he wishes his penis would just go away. Because that will stop him being a slag. And you’ll never guess what happens next… his penis *checks notes* goes away. And becomes a real life person, who, like, hangs around with Cam Gigandet like some budgerigar or something so, in scenes reminiscent of Big, the greatest film ever made in 1988, Cam Gigandet and his friends do some voodoo-ey shit and try to get Cam Gigandet’s penis back.

We don’t know about you but we’re on the edge of our designer-imposter seat.

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