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And in today’s breaking underwear news and comment…

Wet boy!

Rafael Cardoso in the sort of pants that footballers wear. Which we like quite a lot.

And that concludes today’s breaking underwear news and comment…

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Mother of two Mariah Carey poses in stockings and suspenders with a glass of champagne. So like our own dear mothers

Run!Oh and pearls…
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Selfie du jour


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BBC TV Centre – scene of the Blue Peter garden and underage children getting fondled by Jimmy Saville – to become a Soho House!


You can still hear it if you listen: the sound of the Dagenham Girl Pipers coming through to the Blue Peter studio as they lit the last candle on the advent crown. But no more. The BBC is now in Salford and Oxford Circus and the iconic building, complete with the donut bit in the middle, is being sold as luxury offices and apartments. Well, it is handy for Westfield.

And what will all the ponces and cunts that buy luxury apartments in said block be after? Why, a Soho House of course! Maybe with a pool on the roof so they can bring their bastard children to ruin everyone’s fun. Perfect!

The developer has said that the new complex will pay homage to the building’s legendary past (which doesn’t sound very promising to us), and that ‘the partnership with Soho House is key to our promise that Television Centre will be the best serviced new community in London.’ *shudders*

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And in today’s sports news…

Zingy, the green, isn't it?

Stretching. Which our sports experts assure is a ‘sports-related’ – or ‘sports-adjascent’ – activity.

And that concludes today’s sports news…

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‘Eurovision has become a hotbed of sodomy,’ says Russia. ‘Has become’?

The work of *checks notes* the devil

You Europeans and your gays and your wicked ways are turning the stomachs of decent Russians, Ukrainians and Belarussians (if that’s a nationality, or even a country). The reason? Reasons like this up here. The Austrian entry known as Conchita Wurst.

In fact, so serious are they about it that they have got up a petition to have Conchita excluded. Or, at the very least, killed.

‘The popular international competition that our children will be watching has become a hotbed of sodomy at the initiation of the European liberals,’ they said, despite the fact they joined the Eurovision community two years after Israeli trans artist Dana International won the competition in 1998.

‘Russia is one of the only European countries that has managed to maintain normal and healthy family values based on love and mutual support between MEN and WOMEN,’ they continued, going crazy with those capital letters. ‘That is why we are against the Eurovision 2014 to be broadcast in Russia.’

Or instead of banning the broadcast, how about – just off the top of our heads – you FUCK RIGHT OFF (you see, you’re not the only ones can use capitals). Then we won’t have to put up with your repellant singing grannies and your treacherous in-voting, cheating bastards.


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We know that the whole Harlem Shake thing is over but would we make an exception if a naked rugby team were doing it? *refers to legal documents* It seems we would

Naked Rugby Players Do The Harlem Shake – from TheGailyGrind on Vimeo.

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Selfie du jour


That can’t be right!

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