Something called Jasmine Waltz put the following on Twitter, then deleted almost but not quite immediately. Isn’t life complicated.
‘The minute I got home to LA, he cheated on me with a MAN! #admitUgay’
She’s fond of a capital, isn’t she.
Lee’s spokesperson, who could be anyone, then said this:
‘We will not be commenting on the absurd claims made today. We wish Jasmine the best in her future endeavours.’
We would like to take this opportunity to say, while looking at a naked Lee Ryan, that Lee Ryan is absolutely the hottest member of *checks notes* Blue. And also the nicest. The hottest and the nicest. Nice and hot. Nicely hot. Hotly nice. Hot hot hot.
We would also like to take this opportunity to say, while looking at a naked Lee Ryan, that we had dinner on the next table to Princess Beatrice last night. All that money and still a potato. A moneyed potato. A potato with money. Money money money. Potato potato potato. Mash, potato.
'Lee Ryan cheated on me with a man' said some trout on one of the social medias. Let's think about that for a moment, while looking at a naked Lee Ryan.,