The lovely – and we mean lovely. We had issues a long time ago then, well, we met, we fell in love, the rest, as they say, is sparkling copy in some magazine somewhere – Peaches Geldof is now R-ing I P.
Meanwhile, Jessie J, erstwhile bisexual, is now straight. While we’re being the judge of that, let’s read her breaking news, via 3am and Twitter and c) and d):
‘For me, it was a phase,’ she said. ‘But I’m not saying bisexuality is a phase for everybody.
‘I don’t regret anything I ever said, but I never knew back then that whatever I said became a fact that I couldn’t change. I want to stop talking about it completely now and find myself a husband.‘
‘[People] can change. As they should. And I have changed and grown up a lot, and that’s allowed. And I feel more comfortable in my own skin now than ever before. We all are on a journey and I refuse to feel boxed and judged because of how I felt once!’
‘I only fancy/date/love men and only men. Is that “straight to the point” enough?’
Peaches Geldof is dead and Jessie J is straight. It's a lot to take in.,