You know how you thought David Cameron was a moon-faced cunt? You don’t know the half of it…

A moon-faced cunt.

Look at David Cameron. Pointing. All the charisma of a hairball but he went to all the right schools so let’s have him run the country (we’ll have the gay marriage debate later. No added benefits for us, lots of political kudos for him. And some great opportunities for the religiouses to come out spewing their homophobic froth. Speaking of which…)

Giving an interview in the Church Times, a publication that gives toilet paper a run for its money, he hath decided that Christians need to be a little bit more forceful. Because they’re usually really slow in coming forward. Let everyone walk all over them, they do. Always have, the poor little sausages. The last 2,000 years have shown that, surely. So timid they give mice a run for their money. No wonder their symbol is a man being tortured on a cross: ‘Look at us! Everyone is so horrible to us!’

‘I believe we should be more confident about our status as a Christian country,’ he said. Oh! Are we a Christian country all of a sudden? We don’t know ANY Christians. But that may be because we slapped them all and told them to come to their senses and start believing in the fairies that are clearly at the bottom of the garden.

‘We should be more ambitious about expanding the role of faith-based organisations…’ he went on. Oh really? Because faith-based organisations aren’t busy trying to dodge the law of the land in terms of equality legislation pertaining to adoptions while brain-washing innocent children in their schools, are they? The children they’re not busy fucking behind the altar, that is. Yeah, let’s expand their roles. They seem like nice, responsible people.

‘And we should frankly, be more evangelical about a faith that compels us to get out there and make a difference to people’s lives…’ Yeah, we really do need more of that kind of difference. You moon-faced cunt.

Then there’s some nitty gritty: ‘That is why we are not just investing £20 million in repairing our great cathedrals…’ We don’t mind that. They’re beautiful historic buildings that we can all go in and have a nice hour or so.

‘…But also giving £8 million to the Near Neighbours programme, which brings faith communities together in supporting local projects.’ Excuuuuuuuse us? You are giving money to child-molesting, god-bothering freaks to help them get into local projects, whatever they are? Such a great idea! Shame Jimmy Saville is not around to help you in your good works.

‘I welcome the efforts of all those who help to feed, clothe, and house the poorest in our society…’ he blathers on. Erm, how about you introduce a proper living wage for working people and then we won’t need to depend on these monkeys to keep body and soul together? Just a crazy, albeit non-religious-based idea we had.

‘For generations, much of this work has been done by Christians, and I am proud to support the continuation of this great philanthropic heritage in our society today.’

Eat. Us. Out. All of you.

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4 comments to “You know how you thought David Cameron was a moon-faced cunt? You don’t know the half of it…”

  1. We’re the most secular nation on earth and that God (pun intended) for that. Cameron’s such a fawning cunt.

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  2. David Cameron, prize cunt.

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  3. Was there an article in there amongst your babble?

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  4. Oh and here I thought we in the USofGodGuns&JesusA had utterly cornered the market on religious nutjob politicians. Well done, you!

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